it’s true. you too can learn how to deal with fb “friends” you don’t really know (and save yourself from wasting time!)

red potato puppet painted in gouache. he deals with every situation poorly and awkwardly.

but i just got a new fancy phone with internet and apps holla get at me 2012 one awkward situation now eliminated.

The 3rd and final part of my storyboard from my accepted portfolio to CalArts. Part one is here and part two is here.

halright! so! what did you think?

This is the storyboard I included as part of my portfolio for calarts (edited slightly with photoshop). I decided to upload it for feedback, since this is the first storyboard I’ve ever done and I’m curious how strong the idea was, and if I was clear enough. I’ve never been able to write short, so it ended up being pretty long. I’m going to break it down into parts.

edit: part one is here and part two is here.

and for those confused here is a question i answered about the story.

never too embarrassed for the internet

i just like that one song you guys.

i blame expiration dates for tummy aches.

These are the keywords that helped people find my Etsy today.

I’m totally cool with this.

I never notice the mess I make until I look down. That sub needed my entire attention to enjoy its deliciousness (for the record, it was very crumbly bread).

you look fine.

bestnatesmithever:

Superheroes Trying to Hide Their Boners

I had this idea, but did not have the skills to make it happen. That’s where Slacktory’s Monica Ekabutr comes in. She did such a great job, I’m having trouble hiding my….excitement. See more at Slacktory.com

I was paid to draw superheroes with boners. This is ‘just the tip’ of my success. Hopefully it will be a lot more entertaining than that pun. Enjoy.

just smile.